Absinthe and Camels

I’m gonna relive my childhood later by watching Yu Gi Oh GX episodes.

angelicajade:

Ever since she foolishly drank too much beer at a Lady Gaga Concert in Chastain Park, and vomited all over her new boyfriend, Sharon becomes nauseous at the smell of beer. In this example, the conditioned stimulus is ___ and the conditioned response is____. 

Nothing. When we realized you weren’t here
we sat with our hands folded on our desks
in silence, for the full two hours

     Everything. I gave an exam worth
     40 percent of the grade for this term
     and assigned some reading due today
     on which I’m about to hand out a quiz
     worth 50 percent

Nothing. None of the content of this course
has value or meaning
Take as many days off as you like:
any activities we undertake as a class
I assure you will not matter either to you or me
and are without purpose

     Everything. A few minutes after we began last time
     a shaft of light suddenly descended and an angel
     or other heavenly being appeared
     and revealed to us what each woman or man must do
     to attain divine wisdom in this life and
     the hereafter
     This is the last time the class will meet
     before we disperse to bring the good news to all people
          on earth.

Nothing. When you are not present
how could something significant occur?

     Everything. Contained in this classroom
     is a microcosm of human experience
     assembled for you to query and examine and ponder
     This is not the only place such an opportunity has been
          gathered

     but it was one place

     And you weren’t here

helena-julia-bouchard-collins:

frodoswag:

fouriamdauntless:

jennas1dpage:

 along with Michael Jackson themed parties

beauty.

PARADISE.

thats so beautiful…..

Best…Idea…Ever!

Why are the slender protuberances from eukaryotic cells more comical than the flagella found on prokaryotic cells? Because the former are cilia! (In reality, they are not “sillier” and are, if anything, more motile due to sinosoidal undulations!!)

jmacbro:

I don’t judge you for the most part, but being a smoker is like the one way to turn me off.  You can be the nicest person ever, but I’d rather be into someone with healthy lungs than someone that might end up getting lung cancer.  I still will be your friend, but nothing more than that.  Don’t smoke, cherish your fucking life.

You’d rather we conform to social ‘norms’ than enjoy ourselves?

beauplaisir:

studying psychology is pretty cool. the only problem is i cant really have a normal conversation anymore without trying to analyze my friends. What would Freud do?

dontevenknowthatkid:

And I can’t help but feel a sense of helplessness at the ageing process. I’m getting older, moving on. Only a few years ago I was joining secondary school and now I’m half way through college and facing A Level exams. It’s just moving too fast.

Me.

dontevenknowthatkid:

Remember those guys that were cyber-bullying you and you bitched to me everyday about how they were hurting you and ruining your life or w/e? Yeah, you’re now one of those people. Grats, must feel good.

log0rrhea:

The Oedipus and Electra complexes are the weirdest things omg.

Freud, you are an odd motherfucker

Oh, it’s funny.