Ever since she foolishly drank too much beer at a Lady Gaga Concert in Chastain Park, and vomited all over her new boyfriend, Sharon becomes nauseous at the smell of beer. In this example, the conditioned stimulus is ___ and the conditioned response is____.
Nothing. When we realized you weren’t here we sat with our hands folded on our desks in silence, for the full two hours
Everything. I gave an exam worth 40 percent of the grade for this term and assigned some reading due today on which I’m about to hand out a quiz worth 50 percent
Nothing. None of the content of this course has value or meaning Take as many days off as you like: any activities we undertake as a class I assure you will not matter either to you or me and are without purpose
Everything. A few minutes after we began last time a shaft of light suddenly descended and an angel or other heavenly being appeared and revealed to us what each woman or man must do to attain divine wisdom in this life and the hereafter This is the last time the class will meet before we disperse to bring the good news to all people on earth.
Nothing. When you are not present how could something significant occur?
Everything. Contained in this classroom is a microcosm of human experience assembled for you to query and examine and ponder This is not the only place such an opportunity has been gathered
I think tumblr should buy a country so all of us can relocate there permanently. It'll have nation-wide free wireless internet. We can live in houses according to blog categories and we'll stalk the good looking people on tumblr from an awkward distance. The only foods on our diet will be pizza and nutella. And we'll all have a gazillion cats who dance. Of course, a HP Marathon once a week with the regular Misfits and Spongebob. Unicorns will be our chosen form of transportation. At tumblrland, we'll embrace each others' awkwardness and best of all, our humors will finally be properly appreciated. And we'll all be forever alone, together.
Why are the slender protuberances from eukaryotic cells more comical than the flagella found on prokaryotic cells? Because the former are cilia! (In reality, they are not “sillier” and are, if anything, more motile due to sinosoidal undulations!!)
I don’t judge you for the most part, but being a smoker is like the one way to turn me off. You can be the nicest person ever, but I’d rather be into someone with healthy lungs than someone that might end up getting lung cancer. I still will be your friend, but nothing more than that. Don’t smoke, cherish your fucking life.
You’d rather we conform to social ‘norms’ than enjoy ourselves?
And I can’t help but feel a sense of helplessness at the ageing process. I’m getting older, moving on. Only a few years ago I was joining secondary school and now I’m half way through college and facing A Level exams. It’s just moving too fast.
Remember those guys that were cyber-bullying you and you bitched to me everyday about how they were hurting you and ruining your life or w/e? Yeah, you’re now one of those people. Grats, must feel good.